For me it is long, at least today. I got 18 inches of hair cut off this afternoon. And I still have hair!
Here's how I started the day:

And here's the end result:

No Victorian hair jewelry planned here, it is going to be sent off to Locks of Love.
No soul-searching here... after all, how intellectual can you be when your day consists of laundry and cleaning up after kids?
And the idiot Carter? "Tis a sentence worse than death merely to be associated with the Carter name, " Andre muttered.
Many pleasurable and memorable adventures are in store for you.
There will be plenty of time to work hard; enjoy yourself!
Every person is the architect of his own fortune.
An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid.
In Silesia a baby born on Christmas will become either a lawyer or thief.
In Spain everyone is admonished to treat cows very kindly because it is believed that cattle breathed upon the Christ Child to keep Him warm.
A dog which howls on Christmas Eve will go mad within the year.
Take an onion on Christmas Eve and cut it through to form twelve cups. Put salt on each and place in a row, giving each the name of a month. The months in which the salt is found wet on the following morning will be wet, and the contrary.
Eat a raw egg before eating anything else on Christmas morning and you will be able to carry heavy weights.
Some say that he whose appetite gives out first st Christmas dies first.
In Scandinavia some families place all their shoes together, as this will cause them to live in harmony thoughout the year.
Never launder a Christmas present before presenting it, as this take out the good luck.